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    81. A Frenchman, a Jew and a Polack

    A Frenchman, a Jew and a Polack are each sentenced to thirty years in prison. Each man is given one request that will be honored by the jail warden.

    ”A woman,” asks the Frenchman.

    ”A telephone,” says the Jew.

    ”A cigarette,” says the Polack.

    Thirty years later the Frenchman walks out with the woman and ten kids.

    The Jew strolls out carrying a ten thousand dollar commission he has made during the time.

    The Polack walks out and says, ”Has anyone got a match?”* glş
    82. Man goes to a whore house. The Madam is out of women but, since the guy is Polish she thinks she can get away with a blow up doll and he will never know the difference. Being a bit nervous because she has never tried this one before, The Madam waits outside the door. The Polak comes out in five minutes. "How was it?", says the Madam.
    "I don't know," says the Polak, "I bit her on the tit and she farted and flew out the window!"
    disgusting jokes
    83. when you die, you can't see sunsets
    84. I WANNA BE TIRED OF. I AM SO LA-FUCKIN-ZY AND WANNA FIX IT IMMEDIATELY.
    85. God is not dead yet, our brains love to alleviate the anxiety of indefinite answers by putting god in the answers. if we wanna be beyond good/evil, we have to kill god in our perceptions. it doesn't mean god doesn't exist, it doesn't mean anything. but the doctrine of god kills the acting of perceive things as they are.
    86. The best way to avoid disappointment is to not expect anything from anyone.

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    23.01.2021 13:11, adsızinsan
    87. Not everyone deserves my good side

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    27.01.2021 00:15, adsızinsan
    88. When your intentions are pure,you dont lose anyone, they lose you.

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    27.01.2021 21:02, adsızinsan
    89. it's funny, if I was a fictional character you'd be in love with me, but since I'm real, you hate me. so rational of you. that it almost hurts.
    but still, my heart is racing back to you. like a magnet. so rational of me.
    trying to run away from your gravity these days. the black old sun. the black hole inside. me. is so bright that I can't see any further no more. can only see your eyes, everywhere, without faces. and fences, between us, bloody fences. as big as oceans.
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    remember the feminist that used to torture me on my dreams? well, she's back. this time for good she said. I'm scared. and apparently you're sacred. 'cus this is all for you. they all are coming back for your revenge. so much for justice so much for love.
    __________
    remember how much i hated writing - sweared that never again? we'll you must be happy, here I'm writing again late nights. not for you, but because of you.
    cus i figured, after long years, talking to people doesn't solve things, it just adds up. stranger danger. it's like a horseshit exchange, you tell your story, they tell theirs. and no one actually listens.
    __________
    the only difference between you and my whiskey is, at least the drink helps to forget. unlike you. keep reminding your. self. so selfish of you.
    __________
    saw fred the other day, the dude from my forgotten novel. said he thought you were dead. I said I wish.
    he said I shouldn't talk like that about others. till he realized he's talking to a dead man.
    and till i realised i'm talking to my fictional characters
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    remember I always wanted to get a dog that won't talk? I managed to get the dog somehow, but she keeps barking. your. name.
    or i think im going insane.

    // Timidus - a few years before his death, midnight (2021)

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    29.01.2021 13:43, timidus
    90. I wish i was a cat,no work, no depression just meow meow and sleeping whole day.

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    29.01.2021 13:55, adsızinsan
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