2. john: mary, would you like to attend the
opera this evening?
mary: f*cking-a. should i wear my black
dress?
john: why the f*ck not?
mary: f*cked if i know-oh, f*ck! i just
remembered. it got f*cked up in the wash.
john: well, f*ck the opera. let's stay home
and f*ck.
mary: good f*cking idea.