32. bugünkü telefon danışığımızda 8 bakalı aşırıb kefin pikini yaşayan yazarın, tarqovuda turistlərə vətənimizi necə tanıtdığını qulaq asırdım, yadımda qalanlardan

- do you have lighter?
— no, brother.
- where are you from?
— we are arabi. do you know arabic?
- no. which country? there are lots of arabic countries.
— we are from bahrain. where are you from, azerbaijan?
- yes, i’m from here, baku.
— good, good.
- where did you visit in baku?
— this is our first time, we went to deniz.
- which deniz?
— courtyard.
- you should go to a much better one.
— where?
- hovsangles. it’s los angeles of azerbaijan.
— really? is it a good place?
- yes, 100 percent. you should visit tomorrow.
(adam telefonuna yazır)
— where did you learn english?
- i am working in an english-speaking company. * bir az osduraga basmalar:D * oxford'da okuyorum, sadece yaz tatillerimi ailemle geçiriyorum
— do you know quran, arabic?
- no, i’m turkish.
— ohh, we will go to türkiye tomorrow.
- which city?
— istanbul.
(bu vaxt qaqam oxuyur: istanbul not constantinople)
- good, be careful, it’s a dangerous city.
— every city is good, no hate zırt-pırt.
- turkish are good, syrian migrants are a little dangerous.
— ooh, okay okay. do you know i live in america, it is also dangerous.
- yeah, it’s true. which city you are living there?
— texas.
- do you know hailluicfer? she is my sweetheart.
— lucifer? no no.
- she is a good person.
— what?
- never mind. what about alexis texas?
— yes, I know her-*