Come on, wouldn’t you say you’re more together now than you were at 20, or even 30? Who says I’m not still in my 20s? Why are we comparing ages anyway?
A new survey has found that 50 is the age at which Brits feel “most confident and in control of their lives”. And what source do we have to thank for this? British Gas commissioned the survey of 2,000 British adults.
Getting the boiler serviced is one way to feel like a grownup, I suppose. The survey found that recycling, putting clothes away and knowing when bin day is were widely-agreed-upon indicators that someone had “got it together”. What’s wrong with a chairdrobe?
It’s a perfectly workable system! It’s a pile of clothes, is what it is. Respondents also said that having a litter-free car, spare batteries to hand and washing up after a dinner party, instead of leaving it till the next day, were signs of adulthood.
I knew I was right to buy that bulk pack of triple As. It’s when you’ve got a spare CR2032 battery that you know you’re really nailing it. These do seem somewhat low or arbitrary bars for having your life together.
Oh, so you want to hold people to owning a car, or buying a house, or becoming a parent? But surely there are more meaningful markers of maturity than making your bed, or drinking two litres of water a day? As if you do either every day.
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