‘I, The TrUssTER, will NeveR die’ – Liz Truss’s Bank Job, digested by John Crace

And iT’S DefiNATly tHE mosT ImPORtanT BoOk iN ThE EntIRe uniVErSE. ThE Wun NOWun wanTs yOU to Reed. PartLY BecOz ItS ThE SaME aS tHe laST WuNN.

BuT MAInly BECoz tHE BLOBB iZ tryINg tO SileNCe mE. I tried to get CHATgpT to RigHT this for me. But it replied that while AI was a useful tool for WriTTing all kinDs of ConsPIRacy theories, even it had standards.

Not Even IT coulD CoME up wiV SomeThinG ThiS BaD. FAkT To: My UsuaL pUBLisher wooDNT tOUCH this with a bARGEpolE. BiteBack said: “I No we Have aTRAck recoRD of PuBLIshing Any OlD RuBBish by RighTWinG HASbeeNs iN ExchaNGE FouR a DeriSORy advaNCE.

But on thiS OccaSIon Even wE HaD to saY NO. I Have FouND A PublISHer. SalES wiLL rockit intO at Least duBBle FigUres. -- Come on now, Liz, it’s time for your afternoon rest.

So HeAR is hOW This boOOk is goIng to work. I will StART with CHaptER wUN. In ThIs I WiLL set out How it was an AFFFront to DemOCRacy that Somewun as DEraNGed as ME could Be PuT in DowNINg street by EquAALLy quarTER-WiTTed members of tHe toRY party.

I mean, it wUz an AffrONt to DemocracY that I was reMOVed as PrimE MinSter. Then I shall Go Straight to Chapter Free. BecAUse that will fOOLe the BloBBB that was exPECting Chapter toO.