For when the history books come to be written, Nigel Farage will go down as one of the century’s unluckiest politicians. All he has ever wanted is a better Britain. A country united in a shared vision where everyone gets along with one another.
Where people of all faiths and none look out for each other. Where men and women of all colours are treated as equals. Where Nige can teach the world to sing in perfect harmony.
So why do so many bad things keep happening to such a good person? Where’s the justice in that? How come Nige has been given a lead role in the rewrite of Little Britain’s Book of Job.
Nige as a latter day Old Testament prophet put on Earth to show us all the value of eternal suffering. Because Nige is a decent man. And yet time and again he is made to feel pain.
No more so than in the last few months. First there was the money. Few would have batted an eyelid if he had been given £5m by the RNLI.
For all he has done to support the work that unpaid volunteers do in rescuing all people in trouble on the sea. Let’s face it, a modern day ministry doesn’t pay for itself and no demi god-like politician can expect to get by on less than £1m a year. Those houses and bottles of champagne aren’t going to pay for themselves.
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