Newcastle United v Everton: Premier League – live

In any case I’m not too fussed about today’s defeat (any time Mary Waltz manages a comment, Everton beat us...it’s the Curse of the Waltz! and we can’t do anything to stop it) At least our second-choice striker is fit and scoring (Dan Burn).” I can’t get my head around how dull this Newcastle side is. There’s no player in the starting Xi I’m excited to see, who defenders will fear; it’s hard not to think Toure and Steur are performing miserably in training, otherwise why would they be getting so few minutes?