Trump Took a Quick Break from Bashing Windmills to Spew Nonsense About Solar Panels

The president is to be commended in history for his concern over the threat posed by various forms of alternative energy to our friends in the animal kingdom. First, there was the danger to the eagles posed by windmills. Then, there was how offshore wind farms drive the whales crazy.

Then, there was something about sharks and electric boats that I never truly understood. And, Tuesday night, it was solar power's turn. In a speech in Lubbock, Texas, birthplace of Buddy Holly, the president issued this warning to hippie couples everywhere.

And you thought that Jon Husted's ass was the only thing on his mind these days.