William Osula sets Anthony Elanga away, slightly right of centre and just short of 50,000 draw collective breaths. Pace is no issue; Elanga has no shortage of that, and Milos Kerkez won’t catch him. But Newcastle fans have seen this clip before and remember the ending.
Muscles tighten, cheeks clench, as they brace themselves for it to start again like it carried on before. (Yet) another memeable‑moment inbound. A tiny part of each of them, though, thinks: “Wait, hang on, this is a new season, a fresh start.” The slate is not just clean but has been entirely replaced and is now AI-operated. Elanga takes a touch, a tad heavier ideal but it pushes the ball away from Alisson.
A moment of composure follows and Newcastle lead. An entirely goalless league season passed after Elanga’s £55m transfer from Nottingham Forest and now, within five minutes of a new one, his drought is broken. Elanga missed a much easier opportunity against Aston Villa on the 2025-26 opening day, and his confidence never recovered.
Can you walk back through a sliding door? Nearly two hours later, there remain just a few precious seconds for Liverpool to salvage something. Victor Muñoz is brought down clumsily by Lewis Hall.
Dominik Szoboszlai converts the resulting penalty. 2-2. Muñoz apparently gave Newcastle positive noises about joining them during summer. Then, in a flexing of financial muscle, Liverpool met the Osasuna forward’s release clause and to Anfield he went.
What was that about sliding doors? Those two goals bookended an afternoon that was, if you want to do go down that road, a fitting tribute to the recently departed Kevin Keegan. As a term, legend is so chronically overused now that it is meaningless.
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