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    1. A guy goes to the doctor and complains about his health doctor asks:
    -Do you use any drug or alcohol?
    +No, but i live in azerbaijan
    -Wow ok so no sexual activity either
    2. a guy goes to the doctor and complains about his health, after x-ray the doctor asks:
    -Are you smoking?
    Only after sex
    - Your lungs are in perfect condition
    3. a guy goes to the doctor and complains about his health doctor asks:
    -do you use any drug or alcohol?
    no, but i am yazar in soz6 sozluk
    -wow ok so no sexual activity either
    4. a guy goes to the doctor and complains about his health doctor asks:
    -i am not a beggar, please let me finish my words. i have to go filan yer, so pls gimme 20 qepik
    5. What's the best part of dating homeless girl?You can drop her off anywhere
    6. A guy comes home with a bouquet of flowers for his wife. "I guess I`ll have to spread my legs" she says. "Why?" he asks "don`t you have a wase?"
    7. Quetion-what did the blind man say when he passed the fish market?
    answer-good morning, ladies.
    8. a guy goes to the doctor and complains about his health doctor asks:
    - where r u going always ayəəə?
    i don't know.
    ayəəə your mother knows where are u going?
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    9. Three tomatoes are walking down the street; papa tomato, mama tomato and baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind, and papa tomato gets really angry. Goes back and squishes him and say: "Ketchup".
    (bax: pulp fiction)
    10. What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.


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