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1. A German tourist is traveling through Poland.Customs agent at the airport: "Nationality?"
German man: "German."
Customs agent: "Occupation?"
German man: "Oh, nein, nein, only vacation."
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Customs agent at the airport: "Nationality?"
German man: "German."
Customs agent: "Occupation?"
German man: "Oh, nein, nein, only vacation."
+35 əjdaha
2. a guy goes to the doctor and complains about his health doctor asks:-do you use any drug or alcohol?
+no, but i live in azerbaijan
-wow ok so no sexual activity either
+17 əjdaha
3. Hear about the new restaurant called "karma"?There's no menu
You get what you deserve
+14 əjdaha
4. a guy goes to the doctor and complains about his health doctor asks:-do you use any drug or alcohol?
no, but i am yazar in soz6 sozluk
-wow ok so no sexual activity either
+12 əjdaha
5. three tomatoes are walking down the street; papa tomato, mama tomato and baby tomato. baby tomato starts lagging behind, and papa tomato gets really angry. goes back and squishes him and say: "ketchup".(bax: pulp fiction)
+10 əjdaha
6. a guy goes to the doctor and complains about his health doctor asks:- where r u going always ayəəə?
i don't know.
ayəəə your mother knows where are u going?
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+14 əjdaha
7. a guy goes to the doctor and complains about his health, after x-ray the doctor asks:-are you smoking?
only after sex
- your lungs are in perfect condition
+8 əjdaha
8. a guy comes home with a bouquet of flowers for his wife. "i guess i`ll have to spread my legs" she says. "why?" he asks "don`t you have a wase?"+6 əjdaha
9. No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.+10 əjdaha
10. what's the best part of dating homeless girl?you can drop her off anywhere+7 əjdaha
11. a guy goes to the doctor and complains about his health doctor asks:-i am not a beggar, please let me finish my words. i have to go filan yer, so pls gimme 20 qepik
+4 əjdaha
12. doctor: i have some bad news and some very bad news. the lab called with your test results. they said you have 24 hours to live.patient:
24 hours! that's terrible! what is the very bad news?
doctor:
i've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
+2 əjdaha
13. Teacher: what is 4000 converted to roman numerals?Student: Mmmm..
Teach: well done boy!
+2 əjdaha
14. My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class wank him off. i said,"Son that's three schools this year...Maybe teaching isn't for you."
+1 əjdaha
15. quetion-what did the blind man say when he passed the fish market?answer-good morning, ladies.
+2 əjdaha
16. what’s the difference between a priest and acne? at least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.+2 əjdaha
17. a man in an interrogation room says “I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present.”Cop: You are the lawyer.
Lawyer: Exactly, so where’s my present?
+1 əjdaha
18. q: why didn't the skeleton cross the road?a: because he didn't have the guts to do it.
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