1. ingilis dilində ən çox istifadə edilən ifadələrdən. olan oldu keçən keçdi, olacağa çarə yoxdu, olmayacaq kimi alternativ yollarla tərcümə edilə bilinər.

birdə belə bir şey var;

taoism: shit happens.
confucianism: confucius say, "shit happens".
zen: (what is the sound of shit happening?)
jesuitism: if shit happens and when nobody is watching, is it really shit?
islam: shit happens if it is the will of allah.
communism: equal shit happens to all people.
catholicism: shit happens because you are bad.
psychoanalysis: shit happens because of your toilet training.
scientology: shit happens if you're on our shit list.
zoroastrianism: bad shit happens, and good shit happens.
unitarianism: maybe shit happens. let's have coffee and donuts.
right-wing protestantism: let this shit happen to someone else.
judaism: why does shit always happen to us?
reform judaism: got any kaopectate?
mysticism: what weird shit!
agnosticism: what is this shit?
atheism: i don't believe this shit!
nihilism: who needs this shit?
aztec: cut out this shit!
quaker: let's not fight over this shit.
forteanism: no shit??
12-step: i am powerless to cut the shit.
voodoo: hey, that shit looks just like you!
newage: visualize shit not happening.
deism: shit just happens.
existentialism: shit doesn't happen; shit is.
secular humanism: shit evolves.
christian science: shit is in your mind.
buddhism: shit happens, but pay no mind.
shintoism: shit is everywhere.
hinduism: this shit has happened before.
wicca: mix this shit together and make it happen!
hasidism: shit never happens the same way twice.
theosophy: you don't know half of the shit that happens.
dianetics: your mother gave you shit before you were born.
seventh day adventist: no shit on saturdays.
jehovah's witnesses: no shit happens until armageddon.
moonies: only happy shit really happens.
hopi: corn fertilizer happens.
baha'i: it's all the same shit.
stoicism: this shit is good for me.
objectivism: our shit is good for you.
est: if my shit bothers you, that's your fault.
reaganism: don't move; the shit will trickle down.
fascism: shit makes the trains run on time.
cargo cult: a barge will come and take all the shit away.
emacs: hold down control-meta-shit.
discordianism: some funny shit happened to me today.
rastafarianism: let's smoke this shit.
charismatic: this is not shit and it doesn't smell bad.
masonic: shit happens, but we can't discuss it during lodge.
red cross: shit happens - send money.
evangelical: praise god in spite of this shit cause this shit ain't gonna last much longer.
jainism: your shit should not harm anything.