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1. A German tourist is traveling through Poland.

Customs agent at the airport: "Nationality?"

German man: "German."

Customs agent: "Occupation?"

German man: "Oh, nein, nein, only vacation."

+35 əjdaha

2. a guy goes to the doctor and complains about his health doctor asks:
-do you use any drug or alcohol?
+no, but i live in azerbaijan
-wow ok so no sexual activity either

+17 əjdaha

3. Hear about the new restaurant called "karma"?
There's no menu
You get what you deserve

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4. a guy goes to the doctor and complains about his health doctor asks:
-do you use any drug or alcohol?
no, but i am yazar in soz6 sozluk
-wow ok so no sexual activity either

+12 əjdaha

5. three tomatoes are walking down the street; papa tomato, mama tomato and baby tomato. baby tomato starts lagging behind, and papa tomato gets really angry. goes back and squishes him and say: "ketchup".
(bax: pulp fiction)

+10 əjdaha

6. a guy goes to the doctor and complains about his health doctor asks:
- where r u going always ayəəə?
i don't know.
ayəəə your mother knows where are u going?
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+14 əjdaha

7. a guy goes to the doctor and complains about his health, after x-ray the doctor asks:
-are you smoking?
only after sex
- your lungs are in perfect condition

+8 əjdaha

8. a guy comes home with a bouquet of flowers for his wife. "i guess i`ll have to spread my legs" she says. "why?" he asks "don`t you have a wase?"

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9. No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.

+10 əjdaha

10. what's the best part of dating homeless girl?you can drop her off anywhere

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11. a guy goes to the doctor and complains about his health doctor asks:
-i am not a beggar, please let me finish my words. i have to go filan yer, so pls gimme 20 qepik

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12. doctor: i have some bad news and some very bad news. the lab called with your test results. they said you have 24 hours to live.

patient:
24 hours! that's terrible! what is the very bad news?

doctor:
i've been trying to reach you since yesterday.

+2 əjdaha

13. Teacher: what is 4000 converted to roman numerals?
Student: Mmmm..
Teach: well done boy!

+2 əjdaha

14. My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class wank him off. i said,"Son that's three schools this year...
Maybe teaching isn't for you."

+1 əjdaha

15. quetion-what did the blind man say when he passed the fish market?
answer-good morning, ladies.

+2 əjdaha

16. what’s the difference between a priest and acne? at least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.

+2 əjdaha

17. a man in an interrogation room says “I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present.”
Cop: You are the lawyer.
Lawyer: Exactly, so where’s my present?

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18. q: why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
a: because he didn't have the guts to do it.

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